This rant is about Katakana. Anyone not familiar with Katakana can skip this rant as you won't really understand it.

I hate katakana. Why do I hate katakana? Well for many reasons. The first being that it's just the Japanese way to fcuk up pronounce every foreign word. Japanese has pronunciation limits. They can't produce as wide a variety of sounds as say Chinese or English. Therefore they have to take each sound and completely bastardize it until it's almost nothing like the original word. Then they think they're cool when they use it. Like oooh look at me, I'm speaking English. That's bullshit my friends; you sound retarded. Not cool, not even close to cool, just stupid.

I also hate how Japanese decide to take the wrong words from English. For example they take a noun and then try to use it as a verb or take a verb and use it as a noun. Like in sports, "naisu shooto" means "Nice shot", first their 'nice' pronunciation is all messed up then they picked the wrong word "shoot", instead of "shot"! Idiots. There was already a Japanese word for 'shoot' and a noun equivalent for 'shot'. Why didn't they use those? Because they think they sound cool by using foreign words and katakana.

Being an English speaker writing katakana words out is often guesswork. I can't for the life of me remember how to spell more than three katakana words. And if you spell a word wrong or pronounce it like normal, then most Japanese have no effing clue what you mean. They can't piece it together, like a puzzle without a solution. If a Frenchman is speaking to me in English with a thick and fairy-ish accent, I could probably still understand his candy-ass for the most part. Not these people. Katakana has ruined their ability to take a new language and learn it. They want to change every language into Japanese style pronunciation and written form with katakana.

No wonder they are so far behind the rest of Asia when it comes to speaking the world language, English.