What do K-Mart and Linux have in common? "Not much," you might answer, but you're wrong! Their mascots both suck. Well now you're thinking what are the mascots. Please observe:

K-MART Mr. BlueLight

LINUX Tux

See what I mean? Let's start with the monstrosity on the left. He's supposed to be a throwback to K-Mart's old blue light specials. Well I think he needs to get thrownback into the bad idea pile. He looks retarded. I think they photoshopped the drool out of his wide open mouth. Also, even though you can't see it in this photo, his dimples are simply creepy. When I see him in commercials I get the impression of cheapness. And we all know that K-Mart is super cheap.

And what about The Penguin on the right? Tux looks the very definition of what you'd expect to see if you were looking for a fat lazy nerd. Why couldn't the geek gurus pick a cooler looking penguin? Maybe you think he's cute? C'mon! He looks like the penguin version of Homer Simpson. Am I the only one who sees it? Get an actual cute looking penguin or pick something with some edge next time because Tux Sux.