Well first of all damn all dress shirts to hell. Secondly whoever invented the non-wrinkle free dress shirts can go straight to hell, now! When you wear a non-pressed/non-ironed shirt all wrinkly you look pretty ridiculous. Like you slept in your clothes or you're too poor to afford an iron. Who wants to look like their too poor to afford an iron? Not I, surely not I. So what do you have to do? Iron the cursed things.

Ironing is has to be one of the most boring things in the world to do. You have to make sure you get the whole shirt too. Ironing simply takes too much time to do. In my case about six minutes and then two more putting in on and buttoning it up. By the time I have it on with the necktie that's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back. And that's on a good day. I don't have six minutes to prance around with a hot iron. I have better stuff to do with that time. That entire eight minutes that could be spent updating my website so I can waste eight minutes of your precious time.

Compare that to the beautiful the all time great plain t-shirt. A t-shirt takes three seconds to put on, max, unless your retarded; then it takes four. That's why I'm advocating t-shirts in the office. It shows that you are an efficient person. A t-shirt can also reveal much about the wearer, depending on the message on the t-shirt itself. So you know what kind of person you're dealing with right away.

Also show your support of this rant. Buy a moginspace t-shirt.